What’s up internet people!?! It’s Friday and we’re back at it, stinking up the airwaves with what we like to call “entertainment” for the sole purpose of torturing your ears and souls! Join your hosts Matt, Robert, and The David as they talk all manner of video games, movies, and other nonsense happening in their mundane, everyman lives! Have a seat, kick your feet up, and prepare to have your IQ dropped because it’s a brand new episode of Useless Drivel – A Podcast Without a Point!
What’s better than explosions, cars doing impossible stunts, and insane action all over the place? Nothing. What is the exact opposite of all that sort of awesome nonsense? This podcast. Join your hosts Robert and Matt this week as they discuss all the unimportant things happening in their lives. From potential life-threatening emergencies and superheroes to amazing car-porn and Westeros, it’s a little bit of everything with a whole lot of no fact-checking. It’s Useless Drivel – A Podcast Without a Point.
It’s hot as balls here in SoCal, but we pushed through the pain, sweat, and bat-wings to bring you, our awesome listening audience, another episode. We’ve got a little bit of everything from this week, from Matt getting his Disco on to Robert loving the best of the worst of the best food ever, all brought to you in Robert and Matt’s classic fashion of stuttering, pauses, and straight up misinformation. Prepare to be amazed as you tune in for a brand new episode of Useless Drivel – A Podcast Without a Point!
SPOILERS INBOUND!!! WE REPEAT: SPOILERS INBOUND!! It’s been one hell of a week for fans of a certain Competition of Chairs television show. Aside from all that, though, your hosts Matt and Robert are bringing it to you this week with some fine meandering discussions meant to amuse and confuse. From manly tears and science fiction to all manner of exploding body parts, this week’s show is chock full of nonsensical goodness. Relax and enjoy, because it’s a brand new episode of Useless Drivel – A Podcast Without a Point!
First off, our apologies. No, really. Not the regular “apologies” we give you every week for producing our amazingly good/bad podcast, but for real and for true, sorry. Things were going great (depending which side of the fence you sit on) and then Matt had to go and bring it down. What a dick! Anyways, now that’s out of the way, it’s on with the show! From low-brow theology and anointed body parts to Wondercon and continuity issues, this show has enough to rub everyone the right and wrong way, simultaneously! Please note, we don’t fact check for shit, but that’s kind of the heart and soul of Useless Drivel – A Podcast Without a Point!
“In their third year of podcasting, the Monkeys find themselves in a dark and foreboding plane of existence called Teh Internetz, surrounded by an army of soulless and viscous creatures called H8-ers. They must band together, with their loyal fanbase of MITC listeners in order to drive off all the non-believers (and Beliebers) in order to become true rulers of the Net!” Sounds like a badass movie, right!?! Join us this week as we go off the rails and uncaged! So, grab your crystal skulls, make a nemesis at the zoo, and just stop reading altogether as you prepare for a brand new episode of Monkey in the Cage!