Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls! It’s Friday and you’ve come to the absolute best podcast on the internet (if your goal is to lose a piece of your soul and wonder why this is even worth your time)! Join your hosts Robert, Matt, and The David as they discuss all sorts of stuff you didn’t care about, know about, or damn want to hear about! This one, my friends, will definitely require a bull brain scrubbing to erase the mental images. Hardly informative, barely entertaining, and usually partially offensive, it’s a brand new episode of Useless Drivel – A Podcast Without a Point!
Watch out, internet, the boys are back in town! It’s a new month, so that means new podcasts for all of our glory and all of your misery. They’ve stuck it to “The Man” and found some time to talk meaningless nonsense into the mics for to provide you a questionable choice for weekly entertainment. You asked for it, so you’re going to get it! From charitable porn and undead appendages to comic books and comic movies, tune in and zone out as you suffer through a brand new episode of Useless Drivel – A Podcast Without a Point.
Let’s be honest. No matter how much you love comics, there’s no way you’ll ever be able to read them all. There’s just far too many and you’d have to sell pretty much all your organs on the black market to be able to afford them. So what I want to try and do with this article, which I hope to be able to do on a semi-regular basis, is to keep people up to date on some of the awesome comics out there so they can give them a shot themselves. Some will be new comics, some will be old comics, but all of them will be comics you should be reading.
Awww yeah! It’s that time again, where we here at To-Ag Studios break out of cage and talk off the cuff. Don’t be fooled, we’re going topicless (and maybe topless) this week. Join us as we discuss everything from crappy vampire love-stories and alien abductions to who knows what else! Brush that undead glitter off your shoulder, check yo’ geek cred, and get your earholes ready for a tickling as we do whatever the hell we want on this week’s episode of Monkey in the Cage.
Do you ever find yourself watching a movie, reading a book, or playing a game and thinking to yourself, “This has happened before”? Of course, we all have? But, this form of entertainment deja vu isn’t because you’ve decided to re-watch, re-read, or re-play. Join us this week as we discuss the phenomenon of entertainment influencing itself, for better or for worse. From classic literature to classless television, it seems there are no bounds. Dust off that tome of Shakespeare, spike up that blow-out, and whatever you, don’t feed the Honey Boo Boo as you settle in for a certified original episode of Monkey in the Cage!
A segment where Kevin Smith goes on and on about a subject he seemingly takes way too seriously that no one else likely cares about or has given any consideration.
Today’s Issue: The Twilight Saga
With K-Stew and R-Pat’s recent falling out and the final Twilight film coming out this November I thought it time to put fingers to keyboard on a major frustration of mine, The Twilight Saga. This rant is not likely going to be what you think it will, I’m not leaping atop a pedestal to proclaim why I loath Twilight, quite the opposite, I’m here to describe a seething love\hate relationship with the product. You see, I don’t outright hate these books. In fact there are tiny gems of highly intriguing lore peppered throughout the novels that draw me in just long enough for the attention to shift back to the core storyline I had little to no interest in.
Reading these books was highly frustrating for me, many times I had my interest peaked for just enough of a minutia, before ripping me away once again into the masochistic relationship at the story’s core, to keep me on board until the next interesting paragraph or page. In any event, today I’m going to discuss some of the items I wished Stephenie Meyer had spent a little more time on. Hell, she could have easily taken out about 50-60 paragraphs where Bella describes how much she adores Edward to make room. By the way, this may be unnecessary but SPOILERS AHEAD.