Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls! It’s Friday and you’ve come to the absolute best podcast on the internet (if your goal is to lose a piece of your soul and wonder why this is even worth your time)! Join your hosts Robert, Matt, and The David as they discuss all sorts of stuff you didn’t care about, know about, or damn want to hear about! This one, my friends, will definitely require a bull brain scrubbing to erase the mental images. Hardly informative, barely entertaining, and usually partially offensive, it’s a brand new episode of Useless Drivel – A Podcast Without a Point!
It’s not just Friday, it’s Good Friday! And why is it Good Friday? Because it’s Useless Drivel day! Your hosts Matt and Robert are back (and likely for a long time) this week with a whole new episode full of pointless goodness. From fatherly duties and failed career goals to Xenu worshipers and tomb raiders, we’ve got a little bit of what you want and a whole lot of what you don’t. Settle in and watch your back, cuz the cultists are gonna get you! It’s a brand new episode of Useless Drivel – A Podcast Without a Point!
Denizens of the internetz! It is us, your masters and overlords, here to miseducate and misinform the seething masses of maybe dozens of listeners with our tomfoolery and ineptitude. Bow down before our inadequacies and pay heed to the drivel that your hosts Robert and Matt are about to spout! The uselessness of of conversation will enthrall you and leave you wanting so, so much more. Dedicate your ears and empty your minds, because we’re about to fill them with all sorts of… stuff…
You know what time it is, Monkey Lovers? It’s time for the MITC crew to light up To-Ag Studios with as much nonsensical craziness that can be packed into a one hour show! That’s right, were going uncaged this week to talk about… well… pretty much everything! Grab yourself a hunk of marsupial meat, hold off on entering that Ryan Seacrest look-alike contest, and get ready for some snakes in the face as you join us for a brand new episode of Monkey in the Cage!