Well, it seems we all survived to make it into another year, but unfortunately for the internetz, we did not get washed away with all the regret, bad choices, and psychological baggage that comes with another year survived. Join your hosts, Robert and Matt, as they embark on another journey of podcasting, reminiscing about the past years things that don’t matter. So, forget all those promises you made yourself – lose weight, eat better, stop listening to horrible podcasts – and start your year off in the rightest wrong way possible with a brand new episode of Useless Drivel – A Podcast Without a Point.
Each and (almost) every week, Matt and Robert get together behind the mics, and talk nonsensically and sometimes nasally about all manner of things that our meager following of listeners already know about. That being said, it’s time for a brand new episode! Sure, we don’t fact-check, have wild speculations, and more often than not are just dead wrong, but none of that matters. What matters is you, the listener, and your dedicated masochistic ways! So sit right down and plug right in for a brand new episode of Useless Drivel – A Podcast Without a Point!
So, if you’ve been listening to the pointless ramblings of our podcast, more than likely you’ve either shoved sharp objects in your ears, need serious professional help, or most likely deaf (our apologies to our deaf listeners). Be that as it may, Matt and Rob continue to soldier on bringing you banal chatter, inane insights, and ridiculously misguided senses of self-importance. Another week, another podcast, but really… thanks for listening… and good luck with that mental disorder that keeps bringing you back. It’s time for another episode of Useless Drivel – A Podcast Without a Point!
Denizens of the internetz! It is us, your masters and overlords, here to miseducate and misinform the seething masses of maybe dozens of listeners with our tomfoolery and ineptitude. Bow down before our inadequacies and pay heed to the drivel that your hosts Robert and Matt are about to spout! The uselessness of of conversation will enthrall you and leave you wanting so, so much more. Dedicate your ears and empty your minds, because we’re about to fill them with all sorts of… stuff…