Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls! It’s Friday and you’ve come to the absolute best podcast on the internet (if your goal is to lose a piece of your soul and wonder why this is even worth your time)! Join your hosts Robert, Matt, and The David as they discuss all sorts of stuff you didn’t care about, know about, or damn want to hear about! This one, my friends, will definitely require a bull brain scrubbing to erase the mental images. Hardly informative, barely entertaining, and usually partially offensive, it’s a brand new episode of Useless Drivel – A Podcast Without a Point!
Do you ever have one of those days where you’re just chilling in Reno and your Mobster significant other kills some dude over some mob-type stuff and then you’re sent to hide in a convent only to take the job seriously and coach the parochial school choir into the state championships? Sure, it sounds like the set-up for either a horrible couple of movies or possibly the greatest game of Fiasco ever, but either way it doesn’t matter! Join us this week as talk about whatever we want because we’re going uncaged! Gear up for some console wars, study for those SATs, and check your nutz(!?!) as you listen to a brand new episode of Monkey in the Cage!