First off, our apologies. No, really. Not the regular “apologies” we give you every week for producing our amazingly good/bad podcast, but for real and for true, sorry. Things were going great (depending which side of the fence you sit on) and then Matt had to go and bring it down. What a dick! Anyways, now that’s out of the way, it’s on with the show! From low-brow theology and anointed body parts to Wondercon and continuity issues, this show has enough to rub everyone the right and wrong way, simultaneously! Please note, we don’t fact check for shit, but that’s kind of the heart and soul of Useless Drivel – A Podcast Without a Point!
“In their third year of podcasting, the Monkeys find themselves in a dark and foreboding plane of existence called Teh Internetz, surrounded by an army of soulless and viscous creatures called H8-ers. They must band together, with their loyal fanbase of MITC listeners in order to drive off all the non-believers (and Beliebers) in order to become true rulers of the Net!” Sounds like a badass movie, right!?! Join us this week as we go off the rails and uncaged! So, grab your crystal skulls, make a nemesis at the zoo, and just stop reading altogether as you prepare for a brand new episode of Monkey in the Cage!
What do you get when you mix inept government officials, a disillusioned populace, and a nation in crisis? WHO CARES! Monkey in the Cage is back in full force this week with the whole crew talking sweet, sweet geekdom right into your earholes! Who needs government funding when you’ve got a whole hour of free entertainment straight out of baby-plague infected To-Ag Studios! Join us this week as we go uncaged, talking about all the really important stuff going on nowadays. Grow out those mutton chops, keep a look out for the awesome, and always trust your movie-going instincts as you prepare for a brand new episode of Monkey in the Cage!
Have you ever been so excited for something that it actually turns out to as awesome as you had hoped for? Really?? Well, then you’re either full of crap, or your Matt. Join in on the rambling insights of your hosts, Robert and Matt, as they talk about everything from food and animal STDs to Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. and miniatures. It may be informative, it could be laugh inducing, and it might possibly be entertaining but we can definitely guarantee it’ll be a whole earful of Useless Drivel!
So back in the 80’s, before anyone here at To-Ag Studios had ever rolled up a character, delved into a dungeon, or put the beat down on some Monster Manual baddies, Dungeons & Dragons was getting a bad rap. You grognards out there are sure to remember the public outcries of Satanism and devil-worship, but now-a-days, with gaming becoming a touch more mainstream, such reactions are slightly less common (at least we’d like to hope so). However, we in the gaming community will always have the likes of Mazes and Monsters to contend with. Join us this week as we discuss our viewing of this crap-tastic, gamer-tainting Tom Hanks extravaganza! Dial in your sonar, stock up on your psyche meds, and prepare for the death of hope on a brand new episode of Monkey in the Cage!
So, we totally are not talking about the upcoming J.J. Abrams Star Trek: Into Darkness film (yet), but we made you look. What we are talking about is whatever we damn well please, so if that means confusing you with a completely unrelated post pic, then BAM SUCKA! You just got “uncaged” all up in your face (and a little in your hair). Join us this week as we discuss everything from gaming and movies to random internet news and whatever else comes to mind. Holster those phasers, disarm the photon torpedoes, and for the love of the gods, Hollywood, admit that Benedict Cumberbatch is Khan already! It’s a brand new episode of Monkey in the Cage!