Useless Drivel – The Danzig Nemesis System

Glenn Danzig Useless DrivelAww yeah!  Another week and we’re bringing it to you slow and awkward, only this time it’s a threesome of geekdom!  This week, Matt and Robert are joined by their friend Tim, tattoo artist extraordinaire, to talk about all manner of random and useless things.  From Danzig and DC to Marvel and Mordor, we’ll be whispering sweet goodness into your ears until you can’t take it anymore.  So, light some candles, play some metal, and snuggle up with your kittens as you get ready to be moderately entertained by Useless Drivel – A Podcast Without a Point.

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Useless Drivel: If You Aren’t Playing Destiny, You’re Doing It Wrong

Destiny Loot CaveAlright Dregs and Vex.  We’re gonna keep this short, sweet, and to the point.  Ignore the negative reviews.  Cast out the naysayers.  Level judgemental gazes upon anyone who disagrees the following statement:

GO.  BUY.  DESTINY.

Get some friends, make new friends, shoot some stuff, and have a kick-ass time… oh, and listen to this week’s episode of Useless Drivel – A Podcast Without a Point!

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Useless Drivel – If You Love It, Burn It Down

Useless Drivel is on FireAnother week, another recording with questionable tendencies and motives!  Join your hosts Robert and Matt as they embark on another amazing adventure filled with inane jibberish, discussions on action heroes and Elder Gods, as well as a slight bit of food discussion.  So, sit back and relax, and try not to drool on yourself for whatever reason; it’s a brand new episode of Useless Drivel – A Podcast Without a Point.

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My Top 6 Gaming Moments of 2013

Role Playing Then and Now

Unfortunately, the gods of labor and employment (aka my bosses) made it impossible for Robert and I to get together this week to record a new episode of Useless Drivel.  However, in an attempt to make good on a personal New Year’s resolution, I’m writing this post as a way to not only breathe some new life into the site, but also to keep the geeky goodness flowing until the next podcast.  2013 was a super busy year, but it was most definitely a rewarding one for this gamer.  How rewarding?  Well, I guess you’ll just have to keep reading to find out!

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Episode 103 – In The Name of the King

In The Name of The King A Dungeon Siege Tale Demotivational

When it comes to the world of High Fantasy movies, man does this one have it all!  There are evil wizards, monstrous hordes, a man destined to be king, Ringwraiths, Hobbits, even Gandal… wait… What do you mean that’s the wrong movie?  It’s right here in the title, Return of … In the Name of the King?  Aww, man!  What a rip off!  Join us this week as we discuss what could be best spun as a skid-row version of Lord of the Rings, the Uwe Boll fantasy epic(?) In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale.  So to prepare, fight the off the invasion, remember your age, and get some top-shelf TP as you prepare for a brand new episode of Monkey in the Cage!

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Episode 102 – Uncaged 16: Age of Monkey

Governement Shutdown Demotivational

What do you get when you mix inept government officials, a disillusioned populace, and a nation in crisis?  WHO CARES!  Monkey in the Cage is back in full force this week with the whole crew talking sweet, sweet geekdom right into your earholes!  Who needs government funding when you’ve got a whole hour of free entertainment straight out of baby-plague infected To-Ag Studios!  Join us this week as we go uncaged, talking about all the really important stuff going on nowadays.  Grow out those mutton chops, keep a look out for the awesome, and always trust your movie-going instincts as you prepare for a brand new episode of Monkey in the Cage!

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