HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ROBERT! Now that that is out of the way, onto more important things, like talking about stuff that really only matter to those of us at the mics. Matt is back this week, sharp as ever (which isn’t saying much) and it’s time for Robert to get him up to speed on the goings on of the real world. Sit back and relax as your hosts regale you with tales from diapers to Destiny, stretching from Mordor to Hyrule. It’s a brand new episode of Useless Drivel – A Podcast Without a Point!