Just when you thought we might actually have gone away, we’re back this week with another podcast. Matt got his sh*t together enough this week to actually record, so that means a whole new episode of your favorite hosts, Matt and Robert, spewing falsities and stupidity into your willing ears. Join us this week as we discuss all manner of the unimportant and awe-inspiring. From outdated party activities and stupid continuity to more ridiculous video gaming and the greatest showman on earth, it’s a whole new episode of Useless Drivel – A Podcast Without a Point.
What happens when you do something half-assed, ill advised, and only marginally supported? Podcasting, that’s what! Your hosts, Matt and Robert, are back this week and boy, they sure are throwing their privilege around! Sure, they may not fact check, only moderately amuse, and quite possibly offend, but one thing is for sure, they won’t swindle their listeners out of thousands of dollars… just millions of brain cells. So, sit back and relax in the lukewarm moistness of poorly inflated children’s entertainment that is life as you listen to another episode of Useless Drivel – A Podcast Without a Point!
If you’re a gamer and a geek, then undoubtedly you’ve amassed a grand collection of wondrous treasures, from boxes and books to cartridges and discs. While some of these items may be considered mundane or even relics of geek ages long past, we all know that it goes against our very nature to part with such great gifts of enjoyment, even if we’ve never taken the shrink wrap off yet! Join us this week as we delve into our geek closets and discuss games of all types – purchased, played, and otherwise. Clear off the table, charge up those controllers, and for God’s sake read some damn instructions as you prepare for a brand new episode of Monkey in the Cage!
The world is getting smaller. We hear it so much nowadays that the statement has become totally cliché, but it’s the truth. While the immediately world is getting smaller because we are all inevitably getting fatter, it’s really the internet’s fault… and we couldn’t be happier! For those geeks out there who remember the pre-modern internet world, it wasn’t always so easy to get your geek on! Join us this week as we discuss the impact that this new-fangled internet fad (it’s a flash in the pan, trust us) has had on geeks and geekdom at large. Fire up that 26.6k modem, plug in that AOL free-trial CD you got in the mail, and whatever you do, don’t let anyone pick up that land-line as you sit back and plug-in to a brand new episode of Monkey in the Cage!*
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Benjamin Franklin once said that the only things certain in life are death and taxes. If that’s the case, then Gary Gygax’s response must have been “I thought it was criticals and fumbles?” Time marches on. Nations rise and fall. All we are is dust in the wind… but who cares! Join us this week as we discuss the reasons we believe gaming to be the true fountain of youth. From tabletop to video games, nothing does better at keeping us young at heart like a good session of gaming. Sit back in your easy chair, adjust those trifocals, and give Ponce de León the old two finger salute as you get ready to get young with a whole new episode of Monkey in the Cage!
Well, today is election day in the United States. The day we finally find out how pissed we actually get if our candidate loses, how screwed we are if this proposition passes or that measure fails, and threats to move to Canada start flying faster than mashed potatoes in a cafeteria food-fight. But, do not despair, for not only do we stop being bombarded with political ads, we here at To-Ag Studios bring you a bolt of crazy awesomeness to brighten your day. Join us this week as we discuss our fascination with the insanity that is Japanese pop-culture! Hold on tight to your companions pillows, because it’s about to get crazier than a vending machine dressed as a tentacled school-girl on this week’s unintentionally (but probably) offensive episode of Monkey in the Cage!