Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls! It’s Friday and you’ve come to the absolute best podcast on the internet (if your goal is to lose a piece of your soul and wonder why this is even worth your time)! Join your hosts Robert, Matt, and The David as they discuss all sorts of stuff you didn’t care about, know about, or damn want to hear about! This one, my friends, will definitely require a bull brain scrubbing to erase the mental images. Hardly informative, barely entertaining, and usually partially offensive, it’s a brand new episode of Useless Drivel – A Podcast Without a Point!
So, did you have fun reveling in how awesome it is to be faux-Irish yesterday? Good! Are you regretting the fact that you can’t actually drink the way you think you can as you wallow in hungover self-pity today? Even better, because that means you’re weak and susceptible to our nonsense! Join your hosts Robert and Matt this week as they delve into the finer things in life like blue-blooded sports heroes, questionable friendships standards, superheroes, and video games! Grab a bucket and hold on tight, because it’s only going to get worse with a brand new episode of Useless Drivel – A Podcast Without a Point!
It’s finally Friday, and just like every other Friday, we know you’re damn well ready to get the weekend started off right with what else, a brand-spanking new episode of the internet’s most mediocre podcast of them all! Join your hosts Matt and Robert this week as the discuss all sorts of good stuff. From the true struggles of middle class 80’s kids and video game trolls to spirited and uninformed debate on the comic book continuity, it’s an episode for the ages! So, do some jumping jacks, widen your doorways, and let it all hang out because it’s a brand new episode of Useless Drivel – A Podcast Without a Point!
So, even though Christmas is right around the corner, we couldn’t help but bring you an early Christmas gift. But is it really a gift if it’s something we give to everyone on a weekly basis for free? Of course it is! Matt and Robert are joined by Tim for the third time (who may have unknowingly tread into co-host territory) to talk about all manner of alcoholic beverages, the mythical magic of Santa, Batman, and more! Sit back and relax, kick your feet up and prepare to get uncomfortable, because it’s a brand new episode of Useless Drivel – A Podcast Without a Point!
So, way, way, WAY back in Episode 8, we here at To-Ag Studios talked Heroes and Villains. Seeing as the Monkeys still had their podcasting training wheels on, we approached two very broad and interesting topics with the reckless abandon of Hulk and Wolverine on a bender. So now, 68 weeks later, we have reconvened our Monkey council in order to once again discuss the hero figure and why we love them. Draw down your cowls, make some therapy appointments, and get your butt out of retirement as were headed for round 2 to discuss Heroes (NOT the show) on a brand new episode of Monkey in the Cage!
Well, boys and girls, another year has come to an end. 2012 has been good to us over here at the podcast, and we hope all of our efforts have brought you a great many laughs this past year. Behind us lies a failed apocalypse, crappy politics, and an awesome year of geekdom. We don’t know what all 2013 has in store for us, but you better believe it’s going to have some kick-ass geek times, sweet movies, and MORE PODCASTS! Join us this week as we B.S. our way into the New Year and talk about whatever randomness comes to mind. Throw away that useless old Mayan Calendar, cast aside those unneeded show-runners, and pimp out your E-Z Bake oven as you prepare your ears for a brand new episode of Monkey in the Cage!