Why I Hate Dwarves


Okay. Maybe hate isn’t the right word, but the fact of the matter is I REALLY THINK LITTLE (Ha, I’m punny!) of Dwarves, likely to the point of uncaring. First off, it’s a matter of principal for me, seeing as Matt absolutely loves the little bastards, however, let’s delve deeper into the complete disregard I hold against the smelliest of the demi folk. Sure, I may have played a Dwarf character once, but I was drunk and in Tijuana where those things are expected. The following are my (Properly-minded) opinions and they should be yours too. If you take offense or have a problem with it, I’m sure you just haven’t learned proper manners and are to be disregarded. Continue reading


Episode 24 – The Hunger Games

Spring is here, and what better way to start than watching teenagers savagely murder each other on national television?  Better yet, there is The Hunger Games!  If you’ve been living in a cave you might as well stay there because it’s all about Katniss, Peeta, and The Capitol’s greatest spectacle.  Join the Monkey in the Cage crew this week as they discuss their thoughts on both the book and the film while also being thankful for not starving and fighting to death.  Impress those Gamemakers, get plenty of Sponsors, and be sure to watch out for those Tracker Jackers if you plan on surviving this week’s episode on The Hunger Games.  May the odds be ever in your favor!

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