Useless Drivel – Ball Intuitive Bandit Fancy

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Fridays are the best day of the week, but only because it’s Useless Drivel day! Join your hosts Robert, Matt, and The David this week as they discuss the finer things in life. From Japanese programming and strip clubs to ball-tickling and Del Toro, this one has a little of everything for your twisted sensibilities. Chill out, relax, and wait for the end of the world as you listen to a brand new episode of Useless Drivel – A Podcast Without a Point!

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Useless Drivel – Batman Tank Battles

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Welcome to the end of your week, where you get to forget about all your troubles and trouble yourself into forgetfulness with the worst podcast on the internet! Join The David, Robert, and Matt this week as they discuss all manner of delinquent behavior, movies, and video games in the only way they know how: nonsensically! So plug in to the podcast and be thankful your life isn’t one of theirs, because it’s about to get weird on a brand new episode of Useless Drivel – A Podcast Without a Point!

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Episode 103 – In The Name of the King

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When it comes to the world of High Fantasy movies, man does this one have it all!  There are evil wizards, monstrous hordes, a man destined to be king, Ringwraiths, Hobbits, even Gandal… wait… What do you mean that’s the wrong movie?  It’s right here in the title, Return of … In the Name of the King?  Aww, man!  What a rip off!  Join us this week as we discuss what could be best spun as a skid-row version of Lord of the Rings, the Uwe Boll fantasy epic(?) In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale.  So to prepare, fight the off the invasion, remember your age, and get some top-shelf TP as you prepare for a brand new episode of Monkey in the Cage!

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Episode 95 – Pacific Rim

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Is this the best summer or what!?!  We’ve got superheros, conventions, and even better, GIANT F***ING ROBOTS FIGHTING GIANT F***ING MONSTERS!!!  That’s right geeks and geekettes, this week we’re talking awesome!  Join us as we discuss the good, the better, and the best of Guillermo Del Toro’s latest tour de force, Pacific Rim!  We ain’t got no time or room for haters, so initiate your neural handshakes, touch up those Kaiju tattoos, and get ready to cancel the apocalypse as you listen to a brand new episode of Monkey in the Cage!

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My Must-See* Movies for 2013

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Happy New Year!  It’s that time again to look forward and see what’s in store at box office this year.  I’ve compiled my list of 13 movies for 2013 to give you a look at my eclectic taste.

*Must-See meaning I really, really want to see these movies.  Whether or not I make it to the theaters is another story.  Breaking away for a 3 hour stint from the little man on one of our rare days off is a feat.  All that being said, we will see how many of these I actually make it to see.  Continue reading

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Episode 34 – Gaming Peripherals

If you’re old like us, you remember the good old days of video gaming.  One console, one controller, and usually no more than two buttons and some sort of directional device… and a gun!  These days, video gaming is moving in a more active and immersive direction and it seems like the manufacturers can’t get enough of gadgets.  Join us this week as we discuss the changing direction of how we enjoy our video games, from the early days of Atari to the fading promise of Virtual Reality.  Holster your Light Zapper, strap on your Nunchuku, and clear the room of small pets, children and breakable valuables because it’s about to action packed in here as we talk video gaming peripherals on a brand new episode of Monkey in the Cage.

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