Useless Drivel – Things, Stuff, and Farmer’s Tans

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It is Friday and we have returned! We missed last week’s show due to some real world adulting and home-ownership woes (thanks, Matt), but have returned this week to punish your ears and soul with our inane prating because we can! Join your hosts Robert and Matt as they discuss real life, exploding phones, TV shows, and other random-ass stuff. Welcome back to your weekly dose of self-loathing, because it’s a brand new episode of Useless Drivel – A Podcast Without a Point!

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Useless Drivel – Podcast Funhouse

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Better late than never, but here it is, this week’s post! Just when you thought you got rid of us, we sneak back and mess up the start of the weekend! Join your hosts Robert and Matt as they talk about the things that no one else cares about, simply for your listening pleasure! Hold onto your butts,because it’s going to be awesome? It’s a brand new episode of Useless Drivel – A Podcast Without a Point!

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Useless Drivel – Guardians of the Uselessness

Yondu Guardians of the Galaxy Useless DrivelJust when you thought we were gone, we’re back at it!  Two weeks of not recording due to important life issues wasn’t enough to convince Robert and Matt to throw in the towel, so they saddled up to the mics and hit record for your listening pleasure.  You’ll be pleased to know that the two week lay off did absolutely nothing in the way of improving the quality of the show, but hey, if you wanted quality… let’s just say you know what you’re getting.  Strap in and relax as the Awesome Mix that is Useless Drivel washes over you like the irradiating power of an infinity stone!

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Episode 98 – Why Pop Culture Matters

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From the clothes we wear to the games we play, we are all individuals.  Unique, delicate little flowers chock-full of free will, self-determination, and our own thoughts, dreams, and ideas.  Well, ideally we could be bastions of individuality, free from influence, but then there’s that damn pop culture thing around every corner you turn!  BAM, it’s on your TV!  BANG, it’s in your closet! BOOM, it’s EVERYWHERE!!!  Join us this week as the Monkeys are joined by their special guest (and Matt’s wife), Nikki Fuller, and put on their thinking caps to discuss why exactly pop culture is something to be paid attention to!  So, turn on the dog channel, prepare for some disappointment, and curse the Hollywood casting calls as you prepare for a brand new episode of Monkey in the Cage!

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Episode 80 – What’s in Your Closet?

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If you’re a gamer and a geek, then undoubtedly you’ve amassed a grand collection of wondrous treasures, from boxes and books to cartridges and discs.  While some of these items may be considered mundane or even relics of geek ages long past, we all know that it goes against our very nature to part with such great gifts of enjoyment, even if we’ve never taken the shrink wrap off yet!  Join us this week as we delve into our geek closets and discuss games of all types – purchased, played, and otherwise.  Clear off the table, charge up those controllers, and for God’s sake read some damn instructions as you prepare for a brand new episode of Monkey in the Cage!

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