It’s the end of a new week, so of course we’re going to start your weekend off wrong with a brand new episode! This week, Robert and Matt bring you a whole host of sexual tension, smoldering eyes, and awesomely irrelevant news and nostalgia. Hold onto your butts, because it’s about to get as pumping as a Nickelback concert up in here! Always random, rarely entertaining, it’s a brand new episode of Useless Drivel – A Podcast Without a Point!
Denizens of the internetz! It is us, your masters and overlords, here to miseducate and misinform the seething masses of maybe dozens of listeners with our tomfoolery and ineptitude. Bow down before our inadequacies and pay heed to the drivel that your hosts Robert and Matt are about to spout! The uselessness of of conversation will enthrall you and leave you wanting so, so much more. Dedicate your ears and empty your minds, because we’re about to fill them with all sorts of… stuff…
Look! Up in the air! It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s a flying dude with more muscles than he knows what to do with! That’s right kiddos, the “Superhero Summer” continues as this week we discuss the new incarnation of pop-culture’s first heroic icon. We’re joined in-studio by our special three-peat guest – artist extraordinaire and comic book aficionado Dennis Salvatier! Be sure to ditch those red undies, work out your back-pecs, and practice punching people into ghosts as you prepare for a brand new super adventure on this week’s Monkey in the Cage!
Do you ever have one of those days where you’re just chilling in Reno and your Mobster significant other kills some dude over some mob-type stuff and then you’re sent to hide in a convent only to take the job seriously and coach the parochial school choir into the state championships? Sure, it sounds like the set-up for either a horrible couple of movies or possibly the greatest game of Fiasco ever, but either way it doesn’t matter! Join us this week as talk about whatever we want because we’re going uncaged! Gear up for some console wars, study for those SATs, and check your nutz(!?!) as you listen to a brand new episode of Monkey in the Cage!
You know what time it is, Monkey Lovers? It’s time for the MITC crew to light up To-Ag Studios with as much nonsensical craziness that can be packed into a one hour show! That’s right, were going uncaged this week to talk about… well… pretty much everything! Grab yourself a hunk of marsupial meat, hold off on entering that Ryan Seacrest look-alike contest, and get ready for some snakes in the face as you join us for a brand new episode of Monkey in the Cage!