HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO US!!!! That’s right boys and girls, Monkey in the Cage Productions has just turned 3 years old! So, in order to celebrate this somewhat insignificant landmark in the vast wasteland of the internet, we have brought you, our faithful dozens of listeners, a brand new episode of Useless Drivel. Sure, we are probably your 14th or 15th choice when it comes to entertainment, but we’re going to keep on keeping on every week, at least until ebola knocks us off the internet. So, enjoy the Birthiversary festivities with a brand new episode of Useless Drivel – A Podcast Without a Point!
Due to unforseen circumstances, Useless Drivel has returned this week to bring you a whole new episode. While we are sure that the internet was extremely grateful to get a break last week due to those pesky job things that Robert and Matt have, it is with our deepest sympathies for your ears that we return. Screw paying bills and that whole responsibility thing, we have a podcast to do, so join us this week as we talk movies, floods, spy thrillers, and CNN? Hardly factual and possibly entertaining, it’s a new episode of Useless Drivel!
“In their third year of podcasting, the Monkeys find themselves in a dark and foreboding plane of existence called Teh Internetz, surrounded by an army of soulless and viscous creatures called H8-ers. They must band together, with their loyal fanbase of MITC listeners in order to drive off all the non-believers (and Beliebers) in order to become true rulers of the Net!” Sounds like a badass movie, right!?! Join us this week as we go off the rails and uncaged! So, grab your crystal skulls, make a nemesis at the zoo, and just stop reading altogether as you prepare for a brand new episode of Monkey in the Cage!
What do you get when you mix inept government officials, a disillusioned populace, and a nation in crisis? WHO CARES! Monkey in the Cage is back in full force this week with the whole crew talking sweet, sweet geekdom right into your earholes! Who needs government funding when you’ve got a whole hour of free entertainment straight out of baby-plague infected To-Ag Studios! Join us this week as we go uncaged, talking about all the really important stuff going on nowadays. Grow out those mutton chops, keep a look out for the awesome, and always trust your movie-going instincts as you prepare for a brand new episode of Monkey in the Cage!
Have you ever been so excited for something that it actually turns out to as awesome as you had hoped for? Really?? Well, then you’re either full of crap, or your Matt. Join in on the rambling insights of your hosts, Robert and Matt, as they talk about everything from food and animal STDs to Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. and miniatures. It may be informative, it could be laugh inducing, and it might possibly be entertaining but we can definitely guarantee it’ll be a whole earful of Useless Drivel!
If you’ve been listening to the last 98 episodes (and you should have been), then you, awesome listener, know that we here at To-Ag Studios sure do love our television watching. We love it so much, we couldn’t help ourselves in comparing how the great television programming of yesterday has become the even awesome-er television programming of today! Join us this week as we talk about what has worked, what has changed, and what downright stinks! So shoot some vermin, become a friend of Dorothy’s, and prepare for a “Sexy Time Assemble!!’ on a brand new episode of Monkey in the Cage!