Useless Drivel – The David Gets Sexual

It’s Friday and we’re better late than never. Join your hosts Robert, Matt , and The David this week as they discuss all the things that you never wanted to hear about and more stuff that you don;t care about. From self-gratification and finger strength to Nazis and pizza, no stone is left unturned on another random-ass episode of the best worst podcast ever. Plug in your ears, button up your butt, and prepare to be amazed(?) because it’s a brand new episode of Useless Drivel – A Podcast Without a Point!

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Useless Drivel – The Buttertroll Effect

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It’s finally Friday, and just like every other Friday, we know you’re damn well ready to get the weekend started off right with what else, a brand-spanking new episode of the internet’s most mediocre podcast of them all! Join your hosts Matt and Robert this week as the discuss all sorts of good stuff. From the true struggles of middle class 80’s kids and video game trolls to spirited and uninformed debate on the comic book continuity, it’s an episode for the ages! So, do some jumping jacks, widen your doorways, and let it all hang out because it’s a brand new episode of Useless Drivel – A Podcast Without a Point!

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Useless Drivel – The Book of Future Past

Magneto Useless DrivelWhat happens when you put two out-of-shape nerds behind some microphones and give them access to the internet?  Magic.  Magic and deep-seated homoerotic sexual tension, but mostly magic.  Join Robert and Matt this week as they talk about movies, books, theater, and delicious cake!  From mutants and Mormons to emo elves and LARPing, this week’s episode has got a little bit of everything for a whole lot of no one.  Brought to you fact-check free courtesy of inherent laziness, it’s a new episode of Useless Drivel, a podcast without a point!

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Episode 102 – Uncaged 16: Age of Monkey

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What do you get when you mix inept government officials, a disillusioned populace, and a nation in crisis?  WHO CARES!  Monkey in the Cage is back in full force this week with the whole crew talking sweet, sweet geekdom right into your earholes!  Who needs government funding when you’ve got a whole hour of free entertainment straight out of baby-plague infected To-Ag Studios!  Join us this week as we go uncaged, talking about all the really important stuff going on nowadays.  Grow out those mutton chops, keep a look out for the awesome, and always trust your movie-going instincts as you prepare for a brand new episode of Monkey in the Cage!

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Episode 95 – Pacific Rim

Pacific Rim

Is this the best summer or what!?!  We’ve got superheros, conventions, and even better, GIANT F***ING ROBOTS FIGHTING GIANT F***ING MONSTERS!!!  That’s right geeks and geekettes, this week we’re talking awesome!  Join us as we discuss the good, the better, and the best of Guillermo Del Toro’s latest tour de force, Pacific Rim!  We ain’t got no time or room for haters, so initiate your neural handshakes, touch up those Kaiju tattoos, and get ready to cancel the apocalypse as you listen to a brand new episode of Monkey in the Cage!

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Episode 90 – Villains: Part Ni

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No one ever grows up wanting to be the bad guy.  It’s always “be nice” and “do good deeds” and “don’t break windows and set ant hills on fire,” but c’mon!  Where’s the fun in all of that?  More and more often, villains in all genres and media seem to be getting the spotlight, and sometimes even outshining their do-gooder counterparts in the process. Join us this week as we revisit and expand on our original conversation about the bad guys we love to hate.  So butch up that resumé, practice your piloting skills, and stock up on eye patches and antibiotics as you settle in for a brand new episode of Monkey in the Cage!

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