Konichiwa, jerkfaces! It’s just about time for the weekend, and we’re bringing it to your ears hard, fast, and uncut! Join your hosts The David, Robert, and Matt as they prepare to send Robert and The Girlfriend on their grand adventure to the Land of the Rising Sun! From uncomfortable sleeping arrangements and tourist traps to Virtual Reality and failed weekend plans, this is an episode you won’t want to miss (or will likely never remember). Slide into something comfortable, light some candles, and give yourself a good body massage as you enjoy this week’s episode of Useless Drivel – A Podcast Without a Point!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ROBERT! Now that that is out of the way, onto more important things, like talking about stuff that really only matter to those of us at the mics. Matt is back this week, sharp as ever (which isn’t saying much) and it’s time for Robert to get him up to speed on the goings on of the real world. Sit back and relax as your hosts regale you with tales from diapers to Destiny, stretching from Mordor to Hyrule. It’s a brand new episode of Useless Drivel – A Podcast Without a Point!
So, Matt did something unthinkable and went and knocked some chick (his wife) up, and then she had the baby over the weekend and screwed up all sorts of podcasting plans. Good job, Matt. Way to mess up the program. Anyway, Robert was able to keep the show going this week thanks to our longtime friend, The David, and begrudging assistance from “The Girlfriend.” Chances are, with Matt out of the way, this is likely to be the best podcast ever produced by MITC, so we hope you enjoy it, because seriously, we might have peaked.
When it comes to the world of High Fantasy movies, man does this one have it all! There are evil wizards, monstrous hordes, a man destined to be king, Ringwraiths, Hobbits, even Gandal… wait… What do you mean that’s the wrong movie? It’s right here in the title, Return of … In the Name of the King? Aww, man! What a rip off! Join us this week as we discuss what could be best spun as a skid-row version of Lord of the Rings, the Uwe Boll fantasy epic(?) In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale. So to prepare, fight the off the invasion, remember your age, and get some top-shelf TP as you prepare for a brand new episode of Monkey in the Cage!
Okay. Maybe hate isn’t the right word, but the fact of the matter is I REALLY THINK LITTLE (Ha, I’m punny!) of Dwarves, likely to the point of uncaring. First off, it’s a matter of principal for me, seeing as Matt absolutely loves the little bastards, however, let’s delve deeper into the complete disregard I hold against the smelliest of the demi folk. Sure, I may have played a Dwarf character once, but I was drunk and in Tijuana where those things are expected. The following are my (Properly-minded) opinions and they should be yours too. If you take offense or have a problem with it, I’m sure you just haven’t learned proper manners and are to be disregarded. Continue reading →