HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ROBERT! Now that that is out of the way, onto more important things, like talking about stuff that really only matter to those of us at the mics. Matt is back this week, sharp as ever (which isn’t saying much) and it’s time for Robert to get him up to speed on the goings on of the real world. Sit back and relax as your hosts regale you with tales from diapers to Destiny, stretching from Mordor to Hyrule. It’s a brand new episode of Useless Drivel – A Podcast Without a Point!
So, Matt did something unthinkable and went and knocked some chick (his wife) up, and then she had the baby over the weekend and screwed up all sorts of podcasting plans. Good job, Matt. Way to mess up the program. Anyway, Robert was able to keep the show going this week thanks to our longtime friend, The David, and begrudging assistance from “The Girlfriend.” Chances are, with Matt out of the way, this is likely to be the best podcast ever produced by MITC, so we hope you enjoy it, because seriously, we might have peaked.
When it comes to the world of High Fantasy movies, man does this one have it all! There are evil wizards, monstrous hordes, a man destined to be king, Ringwraiths, Hobbits, even Gandal… wait… What do you mean that’s the wrong movie? It’s right here in the title, Return of … In the Name of the King? Aww, man! What a rip off! Join us this week as we discuss what could be best spun as a skid-row version of Lord of the Rings, the Uwe Boll fantasy epic(?) In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale. So to prepare, fight the off the invasion, remember your age, and get some top-shelf TP as you prepare for a brand new episode of Monkey in the Cage!
Okay. Maybe hate isn’t the right word, but the fact of the matter is I REALLY THINK LITTLE (Ha, I’m punny!) of Dwarves, likely to the point of uncaring. First off, it’s a matter of principal for me, seeing as Matt absolutely loves the little bastards, however, let’s delve deeper into the complete disregard I hold against the smelliest of the demi folk. Sure, I may have played a Dwarf character once, but I was drunk and in Tijuana where those things are expected. The following are my (Properly-minded) opinions and they should be yours too. If you take offense or have a problem with it, I’m sure you just haven’t learned proper manners and are to be disregarded. Continue reading →
I Love You Like A Hobbit Loves Second Breakfast – 8×10 Typography Print by Tie Dye Jedi, $16
It’s Wednesday, you know what that means, right? Yep, the time has come for me to show you some awesome Etsy finds that make you want to spend money! Yay? =)
This week I am, not only, inspired by the impeding release of The Hobbit but also because I have been feeling a bit like a hobbit myself lately. There are certain times in life where we all want nothing more than to retreat to our very own hobbit-holes. A safe place to be ourselves, free from stress and worry. Well, real life doesn’t often allow for such flights of fancy… but internet shopping does. So, behold what’s behind the green, round door. Continue reading →