HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO US!!!! That’s right boys and girls, Monkey in the Cage Productions has just turned 3 years old! So, in order to celebrate this somewhat insignificant landmark in the vast wasteland of the internet, we have brought you, our faithful dozens of listeners, a brand new episode of Useless Drivel. Sure, we are probably your 14th or 15th choice when it comes to entertainment, but we’re going to keep on keeping on every week, at least until ebola knocks us off the internet. So, enjoy the Birthiversary festivities with a brand new episode of Useless Drivel – A Podcast Without a Point!
It’s a new week and we’re back at our same old shenanigans. It’s back to the same old awkward conversations and misrepresentation of facts that you’ve come to cringe at and love! From candies good and old to cross-cultural phenomenons, it’s about to get all sorts of random in your ear canals! Sit back, relax, and prepare to be mildly entertained as you tune into a brand new episode of Useless Drivel – A Podcast Without a Point!
Just when you thought we were gone, we’re back at it! Two weeks of not recording due to important life issues wasn’t enough to convince Robert and Matt to throw in the towel, so they saddled up to the mics and hit record for your listening pleasure. You’ll be pleased to know that the two week lay off did absolutely nothing in the way of improving the quality of the show, but hey, if you wanted quality… let’s just say you know what you’re getting. Strap in and relax as the Awesome Mix that is Useless Drivel washes over you like the irradiating power of an infinity stone!
If there’s two things we don’t do here at MITC Productions, it’s run and fact check. This is probably pretty obvious for the regular listeners, as they allow Robert and Matt to speak winded words into their microphones on a weekly (usually) basis. For the causal listener, this week is no different. Join your hosts as they discuss the things that don’t really matter to most of this world, at least this week. Rarely correct and usually awkward, it’s time for another episode of Useless Drivel – A Podcast Without a Point.
First off, our apologies. No, really. Not the regular “apologies” we give you every week for producing our amazingly good/bad podcast, but for real and for true, sorry. Things were going great (depending which side of the fence you sit on) and then Matt had to go and bring it down. What a dick! Anyways, now that’s out of the way, it’s on with the show! From low-brow theology and anointed body parts to Wondercon and continuity issues, this show has enough to rub everyone the right and wrong way, simultaneously! Please note, we don’t fact check for shit, but that’s kind of the heart and soul of Useless Drivel – A Podcast Without a Point!
What do you get when you mix inept government officials, a disillusioned populace, and a nation in crisis? WHO CARES! Monkey in the Cage is back in full force this week with the whole crew talking sweet, sweet geekdom right into your earholes! Who needs government funding when you’ve got a whole hour of free entertainment straight out of baby-plague infected To-Ag Studios! Join us this week as we go uncaged, talking about all the really important stuff going on nowadays. Grow out those mutton chops, keep a look out for the awesome, and always trust your movie-going instincts as you prepare for a brand new episode of Monkey in the Cage!