Useless Drivel – Pod-Doping

Useless Drivel Cycling Shorts

Looks like we started the new year in true MITC style by failing to even get through the first month with consistent episodes. Sure, maybe Robert was practically dying, but he could have fought through the sickness and manned up to record! Alas, We are returnededed this week, mostly healthy and super-amped to bring you a brand new episode! Join your hosts Matt and Robert this week as they delve into the world of fever-dreams, Stormtroopers, and bullshit phrasology (totally a word). Pack your ears with cotton, because they might actually bleed this time as you listen to a brand new episode of Useless Drivel – A Podcast Without a Point!

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Useless Drivel – The Useless and the Furious

Useless Drivel Furious 7What’s better than explosions, cars doing impossible stunts, and insane action all over the place? Nothing. What is the exact opposite of all that sort of awesome nonsense? This podcast. Join your hosts Robert and Matt this week as they discuss all the unimportant things happening in their lives. From potential life-threatening emergencies and superheroes to amazing car-porn and Westeros, it’s a little bit of everything with a whole lot of no fact-checking. It’s Useless Drivel – A Podcast Without a Point.

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Episode 103 – In The Name of the King

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When it comes to the world of High Fantasy movies, man does this one have it all!  There are evil wizards, monstrous hordes, a man destined to be king, Ringwraiths, Hobbits, even Gandal… wait… What do you mean that’s the wrong movie?  It’s right here in the title, Return of … In the Name of the King?  Aww, man!  What a rip off!  Join us this week as we discuss what could be best spun as a skid-row version of Lord of the Rings, the Uwe Boll fantasy epic(?) In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale.  So to prepare, fight the off the invasion, remember your age, and get some top-shelf TP as you prepare for a brand new episode of Monkey in the Cage!

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Useless Drivel – A Podcast Without a Point

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Hey Monkey Lovers! Monkey in the Cage has grown and evolved, shifted and changed, and finally morphed into an even greater entity – Monkey in the Cage Productions!  While the MITC Podcast will still feature all four of our lovable hosts every few weeks, the episodes in between will be filled by Matt and Robert chatting about damn near everything in questionable states of sobriety.  What kind of shenanigans will these two adversarial friends get up to in the coming weeks, only time will tell, but it is there mission to bring you, the listener, something that qualifies remotely as entertainment every Tuesday.  They don;t know where they’re going, but it’s no use being late!  So, without further adieu, welcome to Useless Drivel: A Podcast Without a Point!

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Episode 100 – EPISODE FREAKIN’ 100!

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HOLY CRAP!  We did it!  We made it to 100 episodes without missing a beat!  That rates up there with great historical geek events like the birth of Gary Gygax, the 1st issue of Batman, and the sale of the first Nintendo combined!  Okay, not really, but all things considered, it’s a pretty damn big accomplishment for us here at To-Ag Studios.  Join us this week as we keep on keeping on talking about the geeky stuff we’ve been up to as well as reflecting on what 100 episodes has meant to us.  So, make some new friends, watch out for raging teenage hormones, and definitely be careful who you trust (around the gaming table) as you prepare for a milestone episode of Monkey in the Cage!

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Episode 95 – Pacific Rim

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Is this the best summer or what!?!  We’ve got superheros, conventions, and even better, GIANT F***ING ROBOTS FIGHTING GIANT F***ING MONSTERS!!!  That’s right geeks and geekettes, this week we’re talking awesome!  Join us as we discuss the good, the better, and the best of Guillermo Del Toro’s latest tour de force, Pacific Rim!  We ain’t got no time or room for haters, so initiate your neural handshakes, touch up those Kaiju tattoos, and get ready to cancel the apocalypse as you listen to a brand new episode of Monkey in the Cage!

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