Tag Archives: J.R.R. Tolkien

Why Halflings Aren’t Hobbits

Bilbo Baggins

For decades, the image of Bilbo, Frodo, Sam, Merry and Pippin were the sole representations of what a hobbit/halfling was.  Naturally, this characterization became the standard for the original run of Dungeons & Dragons canon.  From the player character race and art to the wealth of literature (R.A. Salvatore’s Regis in particular), the traditional, simple, furry-footed eating machine gamers had grown to love remained the standard.  The early nineties saw a slight shift in the characterization, but it was in the year 2000 that gamers saw one of the greatest shifts in demi-human representations, courtesy of D&D 3rd Edition.  The world survived the Y2K scare, but forever after, Hobbits and Halflings were no longer synonymous.

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Why I Hate Elves

Elves Are Better Than Everyone

Okay.  Maybe hate is a strong word, but the fact of the matter is that I REALLY DISLIKE Elves, likely to the point of hate.  First off, it’s a matter of principal for me, seeing as I absolutely love Dwarves, however, let’s delve deeper in to the seething fury I hold against the fairest of the heroic folk.  Sure, I may have played an elf character once, but I may have been drunk, or blackmailed, or in need of heavy doses of medication… but that’s beside the point.  The following are my (Dwarf-minded) opinions and mine alone, and if you take offense or have a problem with, I’ll be happy to introduce you to my axe…

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Episode 62 – The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey

Spider-man Where the Amazing Things Are

The time has finally come!  It’s been more than a decade since Peter Jackson took the world to Middle-earth for the first time, and now he’s gone and done it again.  Don’t let that there awesome Spider-man print there fool you, this is a very Hobbit-y discussion, but we just happen to have a little contest thrown in!  We’re joined this week by artist/illustrator extraordinaire, Dennis Salvatier, to discuss all things awesome about The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey!  Bring your Dwarf-love, skip that second breakfast, and study up on your riddles as you get ready to join us on our journey from The Shire to The Misty Mountains on a brand new episode of Monkey in the Cage!

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Etsy Obsessions: Dreaming of Hobbiton

I Love You Like A Hobbit Loves Second Breakfast – 8×10 Typography Print by Tie Dye Jedi, $16

It’s Wednesday, you know what that means, right?  Yep, the time has come for me to show you some awesome Etsy finds that make you want to spend money!  Yay?  =)

This week I am, not only,  inspired by the impeding release of The Hobbit but also because I have been feeling a bit like a hobbit myself lately.  There are certain times in life where we all want nothing more than to retreat to our very own hobbit-holes.  A safe place to be ourselves,  free from stress and worry.  Well, real life doesn’t often allow for such flights of fancy… but internet shopping does.  So, behold what’s behind the green, round door.  Continue reading

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Top Five Reasons to be Excited About “The Hobbit”

In less than six weeks, any geek worthy of the name should and will begin flocking to theaters worldwide to return to Peter Jackson’s vision of the legendary J.R.R. Tolkien’s Middle-earth to immerse themselves in the first of not one, not two, but three films!  Not only are these movies destined to be blockbusters, there are going to be downright epic and I’m going to tell you why.

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Episode 42 – Favorite Books

Let’s face it.  If it wasn’t for books, we could hardly classify ourselves as geeks.  From the stacks of tomes in our tabletop roleplaying libraries to the shelves lined with everything from history to science fiction, if a geek is anything, they are well read.  Join us this week as we discuss our favorite books and authors, as well as the works that have been most influential on our creative minds.  Be sure to grab your custom bookmark, set aside those reading glasses, and put that awesome book back on the shelf (just for a bit!) as you settle into that comfy reading chair and listen to a whole new episode of Monkey in the Cage!

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