It’s finally Friday, and just like every other Friday, we know you’re damn well ready to get the weekend started off right with what else, a brand-spanking new episode of the internet’s most mediocre podcast of them all! Join your hosts Matt and Robert this week as the discuss all sorts of good stuff. From the true struggles of middle class 80’s kids and video game trolls to spirited and uninformed debate on the comic book continuity, it’s an episode for the ages! So, do some jumping jacks, widen your doorways, and let it all hang out because it’s a brand new episode of Useless Drivel – A Podcast Without a Point!
Okay. So, we can’t all be winners all of the time, but there are those of us that fail considerably more than others. Now, considering this is likely one of the best-worst podcasts on the internet, the fact that half of the hosts can;t get their act together on a regular basis really says something about this show. However, professionalism and quality control mean nothing to us, so, there you have it. Join your hosts Robert and Matt this week as they discuss the finer things in life, like whiskey, literature, and unimportant bullsh*t! Pour yourself a drink, pour one out for your homies (aka your ears) and enjoy a brand new episode of Useless Drivel – A Podcast Without a Point!
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to our multitudes of listener (singular)! We hope that you enjoy this very special day of festivities, shenanigans, and awkward family drama just like us, and, if you’re lucky enough to survive, top it all off with an earful of Robert and Matt. You may not get everything you want from jolly old St. Nick, but you’ve likely learned to keep your expectations low thanks to this podcast. So, pound some spiked eggnog, eat until your stomach explodes, and pretend you like the gifts you got as you tune in to a brand new episode of Useless Drivel – A Podcast Without a Point!
When it comes to the world of High Fantasy movies, man does this one have it all! There are evil wizards, monstrous hordes, a man destined to be king, Ringwraiths, Hobbits, even Gandal… wait… What do you mean that’s the wrong movie? It’s right here in the title, Return of … In the Name of the King? Aww, man! What a rip off! Join us this week as we discuss what could be best spun as a skid-row version of Lord of the Rings, the Uwe Boll fantasy epic(?) In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale. So to prepare, fight the off the invasion, remember your age, and get some top-shelf TP as you prepare for a brand new episode of Monkey in the Cage!
It’s no secret that we here at To-Ag Studios enjoy us some movies – good, bad, and otherwise. Now, while we all have varying and discerning tastes, there are those actors, actresses, and directors that no matter what project they attach themselves too, we absolutely cannot pass up. Join us this week as we discuss the entertainers that make us give them all of our money, whether we like it or not. Check your brain fluid, beware of mutant fish, and kill those hipsters on sight as you settle in for a brand new episode of Monkey in the Cage!
So, we totally are not talking about the upcoming J.J. Abrams Star Trek: Into Darkness film (yet), but we made you look. What we are talking about is whatever we damn well please, so if that means confusing you with a completely unrelated post pic, then BAM SUCKA! You just got “uncaged” all up in your face (and a little in your hair). Join us this week as we discuss everything from gaming and movies to random internet news and whatever else comes to mind. Holster those phasers, disarm the photon torpedoes, and for the love of the gods, Hollywood, admit that Benedict Cumberbatch is Khan already! It’s a brand new episode of Monkey in the Cage!