Useless Drivel – All Aboard the Podcast Fail Train

Useless Drivel Fail Train

Okay. So, we can’t all be winners all of the time, but there are those of us that fail considerably more than others. Now, considering this is likely one of the best-worst podcasts on the internet, the fact that half of the hosts can;t get their act together on a regular basis really says something about this show. However, professionalism and quality control mean nothing to us, so, there you have it. Join your hosts Robert and Matt this week as they discuss the finer things in life, like whiskey, literature, and unimportant bullsh*t! Pour yourself a drink, pour one out for your homies (aka your ears) and enjoy a brand new episode of Useless Drivel – A Podcast Without a Point!

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Useless Drivel – The Danzig Nemesis System

Glenn Danzig Useless DrivelAww yeah!  Another week and we’re bringing it to you slow and awkward, only this time it’s a threesome of geekdom!  This week, Matt and Robert are joined by their friend Tim, tattoo artist extraordinaire, to talk about all manner of random and useless things.  From Danzig and DC to Marvel and Mordor, we’ll be whispering sweet goodness into your ears until you can’t take it anymore.  So, light some candles, play some metal, and snuggle up with your kittens as you get ready to be moderately entertained by Useless Drivel – A Podcast Without a Point.

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Episode 104 – Uncaged 17: MITC The Monkey World

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The Monkeys are back in action!  We’ve taken over To-Ag Studios with a vengeance, our crafty minds bent on world domination via podcast!  We weathered the storm of website glitches and return to you, our legions of listeners, in full force.  Join us this week as we talk about whatever we want, political correctness be damned!  Get your mustache installed, butch up on your racist history, and ready yourself for some superhero-like action as you strap in and listen to a brand new episode of Monkey in the Cage!

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Episode 95 – Pacific Rim

Pacific Rim

Is this the best summer or what!?!  We’ve got superheros, conventions, and even better, GIANT F***ING ROBOTS FIGHTING GIANT F***ING MONSTERS!!!  That’s right geeks and geekettes, this week we’re talking awesome!  Join us as we discuss the good, the better, and the best of Guillermo Del Toro’s latest tour de force, Pacific Rim!  We ain’t got no time or room for haters, so initiate your neural handshakes, touch up those Kaiju tattoos, and get ready to cancel the apocalypse as you listen to a brand new episode of Monkey in the Cage!

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My Must-See* Movies for 2013

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Happy New Year!  It’s that time again to look forward and see what’s in store at box office this year.  I’ve compiled my list of 13 movies for 2013 to give you a look at my eclectic taste.

*Must-See meaning I really, really want to see these movies.  Whether or not I make it to the theaters is another story.  Breaking away for a 3 hour stint from the little man on one of our rare days off is a feat.  All that being said, we will see how many of these I actually make it to see.  Continue reading

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Episode 64 – Uncaged 6: Monkey Harder

064 MayanzWell, boys and girls, another year has come to an end.  2012 has been good to us over here at the podcast, and we hope all of our efforts have brought you a great many laughs this past year.  Behind us lies a failed apocalypse, crappy politics, and an awesome year of geekdom.  We don’t know what all 2013 has in store for us, but you better believe it’s going to have some kick-ass geek times, sweet movies, and MORE PODCASTS!  Join us this week as we B.S. our way into the New Year and talk about whatever randomness comes to mind.  Throw away that useless old Mayan Calendar, cast aside those unneeded show-runners, and pimp out your E-Z Bake oven as you prepare your ears for a brand new episode of Monkey in the Cage!

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