HOLY SH*T! We actually made it to the 100th episode of Useless Drivel. As ridiculous as that is, it’s even more insane that if you’re reading this, and, even worse, listening to this episode, it might actually mean you’ve craptastic show since the beginning. If that’s the case, please seek professional psychiatric attention immediately, because you are one damaged individual. But hey, thanks for listening! So, join your hosts Robert and Matt this week as they’re joined by Tim and Johnathan to discuss all manner of movies, games, and tv shows and what was best about 2015. So, relax and enjoy, because this show is just getting warmed up, so onward and upward to 100 more episodes of Useless Drivel – A Podcast Without a Point!
Happy New Year!! Welcome to 2016, where things probably aren’t going to get better for damn near everyone and we’ll all be dead in a hundred years so none of it really matters! Join your hosts Matt and Robert this week as they discuss all manner of Star Wars opinions, podcast reflections, and other such tomfoolery, because hey, what better way to start off your 2016 hungover with two idiots prattling in your ears! So, eat a big greasy breakfast, er… lunch, pop some painkillers, drink lots of water, and torture yourself some more with a brand new episode of Useless Drivel – A Podcast Without a Point!
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to our multitudes of listener (singular)! We hope that you enjoy this very special day of festivities, shenanigans, and awkward family drama just like us, and, if you’re lucky enough to survive, top it all off with an earful of Robert and Matt. You may not get everything you want from jolly old St. Nick, but you’ve likely learned to keep your expectations low thanks to this podcast. So, pound some spiked eggnog, eat until your stomach explodes, and pretend you like the gifts you got as you tune in to a brand new episode of Useless Drivel – A Podcast Without a Point!
First off, our apologies. No, really. Not the regular “apologies” we give you every week for producing our amazingly good/bad podcast, but for real and for true, sorry. Things were going great (depending which side of the fence you sit on) and then Matt had to go and bring it down. What a dick! Anyways, now that’s out of the way, it’s on with the show! From low-brow theology and anointed body parts to Wondercon and continuity issues, this show has enough to rub everyone the right and wrong way, simultaneously! Please note, we don’t fact check for shit, but that’s kind of the heart and soul of Useless Drivel – A Podcast Without a Point!
“In their third year of podcasting, the Monkeys find themselves in a dark and foreboding plane of existence called Teh Internetz, surrounded by an army of soulless and viscous creatures called H8-ers. They must band together, with their loyal fanbase of MITC listeners in order to drive off all the non-believers (and Beliebers) in order to become true rulers of the Net!” Sounds like a badass movie, right!?! Join us this week as we go off the rails and uncaged! So, grab your crystal skulls, make a nemesis at the zoo, and just stop reading altogether as you prepare for a brand new episode of Monkey in the Cage!
Disney has purchased Lucasfilm for 4 billion in dollars and stock options, and is already moving towards filming Star Wars episodes 7-9, with episode 7 to be released in 2015. Disney has already shown with the purchase of Marvel that they are more than capable of using an existing property to create high quality movies that generate lots of revenue, so the purchase of Lucasfilm makes sense. That being said, the fact that really matters is that George Lucas is going to take a step back and let a new generation of writers and filmmakers create the movies. Continue reading →