Useless Drivel – Episode 1-2-8

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Welcome to Friday, you lucky people out there in internetz-land! You’ve survived another week at whatever it is you do, so now it’s time to reward (read: punish) yourself with an earful of awesomeness (?)! Join your hosts Robert and Matt this week as they discuss real life, a couple shows you’ve probably never heard of, and some video gaming too. So, turn it up, settle in, and prepare to spend some time that you will never get back on a brand new episode of Useless Drivel – A Podcast Without a Point!

Complete with no closing song, because Robert is dumb.

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Useless Drivel – Rowdycast!

Useless Drivel Rowdy Roddy Piper Ronda RouseyThis week saw the passing of a legend, a man we all knew and loved, and, although we are all in mourning, the guys still got together to record a new episode, be it with heavy hearts and empty brains. Join your hosts Robert and Matt this week as they embark on a journey of questionable meal choices, questionable gaming choices, and questionable combat sports. So, settle in and take a moment of silence for the Piper, then wash away your worries with a brand new episode of Useless Drivel – A Podcast Without a Point.

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Useless Drivel – Manly Tears and Flop Sweat

Austin Powers Game of ThronesSPOILERS INBOUND!!!  WE REPEAT: SPOILERS INBOUND!!  It’s been one hell of a week for fans of a certain Competition of Chairs television show.  Aside from all that, though, your hosts Matt and Robert are bringing it to you this week with some fine meandering discussions meant to amuse and confuse.  From manly tears and science fiction to all manner of exploding body parts, this week’s show is chock full of nonsensical goodness.  Relax and enjoy, because it’s a brand new episode of Useless Drivel – A Podcast Without a Point!

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Useless Drivel – The Book of Future Past

Magneto Useless DrivelWhat happens when you put two out-of-shape nerds behind some microphones and give them access to the internet?  Magic.  Magic and deep-seated homoerotic sexual tension, but mostly magic.  Join Robert and Matt this week as they talk about movies, books, theater, and delicious cake!  From mutants and Mormons to emo elves and LARPing, this week’s episode has got a little bit of everything for a whole lot of no one.  Brought to you fact-check free courtesy of inherent laziness, it’s a new episode of Useless Drivel, a podcast without a point!

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Why I Hate Elves

Elves Are Better Than Everyone

Okay.  Maybe hate is a strong word, but the fact of the matter is that I REALLY DISLIKE Elves, likely to the point of hate.  First off, it’s a matter of principal for me, seeing as I absolutely love Dwarves, however, let’s delve deeper in to the seething fury I hold against the fairest of the heroic folk.  Sure, I may have played an elf character once, but I may have been drunk, or blackmailed, or in need of heavy doses of medication… but that’s beside the point.  The following are my (Dwarf-minded) opinions and mine alone, and if you take offense or have a problem with, I’ll be happy to introduce you to my axe…

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Episode 42 – Favorite Books

Let’s face it.  If it wasn’t for books, we could hardly classify ourselves as geeks.  From the stacks of tomes in our tabletop roleplaying libraries to the shelves lined with everything from history to science fiction, if a geek is anything, they are well read.  Join us this week as we discuss our favorite books and authors, as well as the works that have been most influential on our creative minds.  Be sure to grab your custom bookmark, set aside those reading glasses, and put that awesome book back on the shelf (just for a bit!) as you settle into that comfy reading chair and listen to a whole new episode of Monkey in the Cage!

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