Well, the title of the episode pretty much says it all. We’ve made it to the end of 2016, somewhat the worse for wear, but will soldier on into 2017 bringing you, our handful of faithful listeners, more idiotic discussions, low-brow conversation, and the general lack of insight and fact-checking you have come to expect. From all of us to all of you, it can’t get much worse, can it? Enjoy the final episode of 2016, because this year has been more of a train-wreck than this show! It’s Useless Drivel – A Podcast Without a Point!
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to our multitudes of listener (singular)! We hope that you enjoy this very special day of festivities, shenanigans, and awkward family drama just like us, and, if you’re lucky enough to survive, top it all off with an earful of Robert and Matt. You may not get everything you want from jolly old St. Nick, but you’ve likely learned to keep your expectations low thanks to this podcast. So, pound some spiked eggnog, eat until your stomach explodes, and pretend you like the gifts you got as you tune in to a brand new episode of Useless Drivel – A Podcast Without a Point!
Well, it seems we all survived to make it into another year, but unfortunately for the internetz, we did not get washed away with all the regret, bad choices, and psychological baggage that comes with another year survived. Join your hosts, Robert and Matt, as they embark on another journey of podcasting, reminiscing about the past years things that don’t matter. So, forget all those promises you made yourself – lose weight, eat better, stop listening to horrible podcasts – and start your year off in the rightest wrong way possible with a brand new episode of Useless Drivel – A Podcast Without a Point.
ERMAHGERD!!!! NEW STAR WARS TRAILER!!! Yes, by now it’s old news, but still, it was pretty cool to see the first REAL teaser for the Force Awakens this week. But, fanboying aside, Robert and Matt are back behind the mics to bring you, our listener(s), a brand-spanking new podcast. This week has everything, from riches and The Force, to sweet, sweet cyber-macking and betrayal. It’s never tasteful, hardly factual, it’s Useless Drivel – A Podcast Without a Point.
Happy holidays, Monkey Lovers! It’s that special time of year again where everyone here at To-Ag Studios digs deep into their pockets and shell out their hard earned cash for the absolute best gifts ever! Or, rather, get as cheap as possible and try to find the best way to stick it to each other. Either way, it’s all in good fun and our gift to you, our awesome listeners. So, kick back by the fire, drink up that alcohol spiked hot chocolate, and be thankful your friends actually love you as you tune in for the 3rd annual MITC gift exchange on a brand new episode of Monkey in the Cage!
Hey all you out there in internet-land! Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays are coming at you a day early from the busy podcast-monkeys over here at To-Ag Studios! Join us this week as we discuss crazy Christmas traditions from around the world, a few of our own, and most importantly – The Second Annual MITC Gift Exchange!! That’s right! We’re once again trying to see who can embarrass who the most, so finish up that last minute shopping, throw another Yule Log on the fire, and be sure to leave some cookies and milk out tonight for whoever might come down the chimney and enjoy a new episode of Monkey in the Cage!