Useless Drivel – Cirque du Apocalypse?

Useless Drivel Deathclaw Facepalm

We’ve emerged from our turkey comas like the fat bastards we are and return to you this fine week with a brand new episode of stupidity! Join your hosts Robert and Matt as they discuss all manner of awesome video games, apocalyptic scenarios, and amazing(?) performance art? So, tuck and roll and put aside the leftovers, because it’s about to get dumb up in here with a brand new episode of Useless Drivel – A Podcast Without a Point!

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Useless Drivel – Suppository Smarticles

Useless Drivel Destroy EarthWell, it seems we all survived to make it into another year, but unfortunately for the internetz, we did not get washed away with all the regret, bad choices, and psychological baggage that comes with another year survived.  Join your hosts, Robert and Matt, as they embark on another journey of podcasting, reminiscing about the past years things that don’t matter.  So, forget all those promises you made yourself – lose weight, eat better, stop listening to horrible podcasts – and start your year off in the rightest wrong way possible with a brand new episode of Useless Drivel – A Podcast Without a Point.

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Useless Drivel – Is The Shine Off Kickstarter?

Kickstarter Demotivational

Kickstarter is like a drug, only the first hit is definitely not free.  Sure, it might be cheap, but before you know it, you’re hooked!  Want this new game sometime next year?  Sure!  Want to see this long defunct publication get reprinted?  Hell yes!  How about this shiny new thingamajig that – INSERT MODERATELY FAMOUS NICHE PERSONALITY HERE – is involved in, even though their work hasn’t been on your radar in 15 years? OH F*CK YEAH!  Join Robert and Matt as they talk about the things in their lives that don’t really matter as well as their opinions of the current state of Kickstarter on a brand new episode of Useless Drivel, the Podcast Without a Point!

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Episode 101 – Uncaged 15: The Secret of the Ooze

Game of Thrones Alignments

It’s that time, everyone!  The Monkeys have broken out of their cages at To-Ag Studios and are now running amok all around the Internetz!  From the awesomely epic to the mildly offensive, join us this week as we go uncaged and take over your bandwidth with another hour of  good times!  So, for your own protection, avoid marriage, get yourself back to school, and get yourself exorcised as you prepare for a brand new episode of Monkey in the Cage!

 

Topics Discussed – Game of Thrones, Red WeddingAngry Science, The Walking Dead Class, Kickstarter, Tragic Royalty Playing Cards, Chocolate Beer Spread, Teenage Exorcists, Low Winter SunPokemon Illustrator Card, Collectible Card GamesGuild HallRando CardrissianBattle BeachClash of ClansAnimal CrossingLes Miserables TV Show

Closing Song – Red Wedding

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Episode 80 – What’s in Your Closet?

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If you’re a gamer and a geek, then undoubtedly you’ve amassed a grand collection of wondrous treasures, from boxes and books to cartridges and discs.  While some of these items may be considered mundane or even relics of geek ages long past, we all know that it goes against our very nature to part with such great gifts of enjoyment, even if we’ve never taken the shrink wrap off yet!  Join us this week as we delve into our geek closets and discuss games of all types – purchased, played, and otherwise.  Clear off the table, charge up those controllers, and for God’s sake read some damn instructions as you prepare for a brand new episode of Monkey in the Cage!

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Episode 38 – Metagaming: Player vs. Character Knowledge

Tabletop roleplaying games are all about stepping outside of yourself and wreaking havoc…er… having fun with your friends in fantastic and action packed ways.  But what happens when the geek by day / PC by night saddles up to the gaming table brimming with real-world knowledge and challenges the game, or worse, the other players?  Join us this week as we discuss the oft controversial and absolutely annoying facet of metagaming know as player vs. character knowledge. Butch up those acting skills,  leave the day job in the car, and just live in the (Player Character) moment as you enjoy a brand new* episode of Monkey in the Cage!

*Now with super-awesome better sound quality!  Yay for figuring out technology!

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