Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls! It’s Friday and you’ve come to the absolute best podcast on the internet (if your goal is to lose a piece of your soul and wonder why this is even worth your time)! Join your hosts Robert, Matt, and The David as they discuss all sorts of stuff you didn’t care about, know about, or damn want to hear about! This one, my friends, will definitely require a bull brain scrubbing to erase the mental images. Hardly informative, barely entertaining, and usually partially offensive, it’s a brand new episode of Useless Drivel – A Podcast Without a Point!
So, did you have fun reveling in how awesome it is to be faux-Irish yesterday? Good! Are you regretting the fact that you can’t actually drink the way you think you can as you wallow in hungover self-pity today? Even better, because that means you’re weak and susceptible to our nonsense! Join your hosts Robert and Matt this week as they delve into the finer things in life like blue-blooded sports heroes, questionable friendships standards, superheroes, and video games! Grab a bucket and hold on tight, because it’s only going to get worse with a brand new episode of Useless Drivel – A Podcast Without a Point!
Looks like we started the new year in true MITC style by failing to even get through the first month with consistent episodes. Sure, maybe Robert was practically dying, but he could have fought through the sickness and manned up to record! Alas, We are returnededed this week, mostly healthy and super-amped to bring you a brand new episode! Join your hosts Matt and Robert this week as they delve into the world of fever-dreams, Stormtroopers, and bullshit phrasology (totally a word). Pack your ears with cotton, because they might actually bleed this time as you listen to a brand new episode of Useless Drivel – A Podcast Without a Point!
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to our multitudes of listener (singular)! We hope that you enjoy this very special day of festivities, shenanigans, and awkward family drama just like us, and, if you’re lucky enough to survive, top it all off with an earful of Robert and Matt. You may not get everything you want from jolly old St. Nick, but you’ve likely learned to keep your expectations low thanks to this podcast. So, pound some spiked eggnog, eat until your stomach explodes, and pretend you like the gifts you got as you tune in to a brand new episode of Useless Drivel – A Podcast Without a Point!
Hey everybody! Your two most least favorite podcast hosts are back this week with a brand new episode. The last two week have been full of adulthood and being tired and lazy, but never despair, for we have returned to torment you!! Join your hosts Robert and Matt as they talk about tv shows, video games, and easy ways to gamble with your life! Sit back and relax as you plug into the pain that is a brand new episode of Useless Drivel – A Podcast Without a Point!
Well, it seems like our plan for world domination is finally starting to work. When you unleash enough inane stupidity into the interwebz, you’re bound to break down some IQ levels. That’s right, we here take full responsibility for the dumbest play ever to be made in the history of forever. You’re welcome. Anyway, Join Robert and Matt as they discuss everything from Super Bowls and Anime to World War I and Velveeta. Yeah, it’s that kind of episode. Strap yourself in, because the dumbs can be contagious – it’s a brand new episode of Useless Drivel – A Podcast Without a Point.