There are some times in a man’s life when he just needs to throw in the towel; to admit that if he continues along this path nothing good will come of it. When you are being ground down screaming for help in the hope of any form of a lifeline. I must admit, I almost reached that point and the entirety of the blame resides with Hard Ticket to Hawaii. Continue reading
Posted in Movies, Robert's really lame reviews
Tagged Andy Sidaris, Bad Movies, hard ticket to hawaii, movies, savage beach
It has come time that I finally start in on part two of reviewing the films contained in Girls Guns & G-Strings. Last time I left you with the amazingly horrible feel good movie of the year Savage Beach, but this time we shall go to an earlier, more wholesome time before Playmates were throwing themselves at director Andy Sidaris. Back when the story and action had more meaning than the breasts and teased out hair. This time we go back to 1985 (to be read in the voice of Casey Kasem) for Malibu Express. Continue reading
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Tagged Andy Sidaris, bad movie, Boobs, Malibu Express, movie, Playboy, Playmates, Review, savage beach
As some of you may remember from our Christmas episode, I got Ramses a DVD collection called Girls, Guns, and G-Strings. At the time it never really occurred to me that I would be forced to watch the movies within. Now it is my job to relive that horrible experience while I attempt to put into words just how absurd and absurdly bad this movie is. Continue reading
Season’s greetings to all you out there in the internet world! Christmas is just a few days away and we, being the consumer whores we are, are celebrating the only way we know how. Join us this week as we exchange gifts of questionable and embarrassing nature while simultaneously testing the limits of friendship and faith in humanity, for the low low price of $25 a person! Plug in and listen up, because this is an episode you truly won’t want to miss. From all the Monkeys to all of our listeners, Merry Whateveritisyoucelebrate!
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