It’s not just Friday, it’s Good Friday! And why is it Good Friday? Because it’s Useless Drivel day! Your hosts Matt and Robert are back (and likely for a long time) this week with a whole new episode full of pointless goodness. From fatherly duties and failed career goals to Xenu worshipers and tomb raiders, we’ve got a little bit of what you want and a whole lot of what you don’t. Settle in and watch your back, cuz the cultists are gonna get you! It’s a brand new episode of Useless Drivel – A Podcast Without a Point!
So, in honor of Friday the 13th, we’ve decided to start your day off in the absolute worst way possible by throwing another episode out into the airwaves to go and mess things all up. Join your hosts Matt and Robert this week as they poorly discuss awesome movies, annoying technology, and gastrointestinal distress, among other random bits of uselessness. Don’t blame us, because we warn you every week, but this one may actually hurt your ears a little, so, pack them full of cotton and get ready for a brand new episode of Useless Drivel – A Podcast Without a Point!
So, the big question this week is: How is it even possible to take a podcast that has no structure or direction and take it completely off the rails? By adding friends to the mix, that’s how! Join your hosts Matt and Robert this week as they’re joined by Tim and The David for an expletive riddled episode that, frankly, is damn near impossible to keep track of, but is one hell of a good time! From tattoos and goth clubs to Australians and baby mugs, it’s a brand new episode of Useless Drivel – The Podcast Without a Point.
Denizens of the internetz! It is us, your masters and overlords, here to miseducate and misinform the seething masses of maybe dozens of listeners with our tomfoolery and ineptitude. Bow down before our inadequacies and pay heed to the drivel that your hosts Robert and Matt are about to spout! The uselessness of of conversation will enthrall you and leave you wanting so, so much more. Dedicate your ears and empty your minds, because we’re about to fill them with all sorts of… stuff…
On Soviet internet, podcast listens to you! That’s right, comrades – another week, another podcast for the glory of our internetz! Join your hosts Matt and Robert as they catch you up on all the nonsense they’ve been involved in over the past week. They’ve got everything from Matt being wrong to Matt being scared, with a little bit of Robert actually enjoying something he did! Sit back and relax as you’re reminded that no matter how bad your ears hurt, it’s not quite as bad as drinking Sochii water. Somewhat amusing, often incorrect, but usually on time – it’s the Useless Drivel podcast!
“There is an end to everything, to good things as well.” ~Chaucer
Well geeks and geekettes, it’s been one hell of a ride. For 108 weeks, the crew here at To-Ag studios have aimed to bring laughs, fun, and not a little bit of misinformation to our little corner of the internet, all for your (and our) enjoyment. As the saying goes, “Life Happens,” and while the MITC crew has done a good job of making the podcast fit into their hectic schedules week after week without missing a beat, it seems that real life has finally caught up with the cast. While we don’t see this as a definitive end, the MITC Podcast will henceforth be on indefinite hiatus. Fear not, however, as there is still one last episode to enjoy, and we will always keep the mics ready for when the stars are right.
We’d like to thank all of our listeners and supporters these past few years for their honesty, feedback, and awesomeness. We love you all, and while we won’t be in the studio every week, we do hope that all of the awesome people we’ve met, recorded with, and made friends with keep in touch.
Much Geek Love,
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