What’s up Internet Crackheads!! It’s almost time to get your weekend on, and the guys are here to help you start it off right! Join your hosts Robert, Matt, and The David as the talk about everything from fighting the homeless and the dangers of YouTube to metamorphosis and Spider-Man. Settle back, let your investments mature, and get ready to watch the world burn as you enjoy a brand new episode of Useless Drivel – A Podcast Without a Point.
The weekend is upon us and that means we are here to screw it all up for you before it even begins! Join your hosts Matt and Robert this week as they discuss the goings-ons-es-es of their lives, shake ups in the podcast world, and some movie about supervillans or something like that. Buckle in and throw back a few, because it’s more of the same only better (but probably worse) on a brand new episode of Useless Drivel – A Podcast Without a Point!
So, did you have fun reveling in how awesome it is to be faux-Irish yesterday? Good! Are you regretting the fact that you can’t actually drink the way you think you can as you wallow in hungover self-pity today? Even better, because that means you’re weak and susceptible to our nonsense! Join your hosts Robert and Matt this week as they delve into the finer things in life like blue-blooded sports heroes, questionable friendships standards, superheroes, and video games! Grab a bucket and hold on tight, because it’s only going to get worse with a brand new episode of Useless Drivel – A Podcast Without a Point!
HOLY SH*T! We actually made it to the 100th episode of Useless Drivel. As ridiculous as that is, it’s even more insane that if you’re reading this, and, even worse, listening to this episode, it might actually mean you’ve craptastic show since the beginning. If that’s the case, please seek professional psychiatric attention immediately, because you are one damaged individual. But hey, thanks for listening! So, join your hosts Robert and Matt this week as they’re joined by Tim and Johnathan to discuss all manner of movies, games, and tv shows and what was best about 2015. So, relax and enjoy, because this show is just getting warmed up, so onward and upward to 100 more episodes of Useless Drivel – A Podcast Without a Point!
Happy New Year!! Welcome to 2016, where things probably aren’t going to get better for damn near everyone and we’ll all be dead in a hundred years so none of it really matters! Join your hosts Matt and Robert this week as they discuss all manner of Star Wars opinions, podcast reflections, and other such tomfoolery, because hey, what better way to start off your 2016 hungover with two idiots prattling in your ears! So, eat a big greasy breakfast, er… lunch, pop some painkillers, drink lots of water, and torture yourself some more with a brand new episode of Useless Drivel – A Podcast Without a Point!
Happy Birthiversary to us! Not only does October mark the birthday’s of both you amazingly (un)talented podcast hosts, it’s also the month in which this train wreck of a podcast production was originally founded! So, here we are, another Friday with another podcast episode, but this week it’s a little special. Join your hosts Matt and Robert as they kick off the start of the 5th year of Monkey in the Cage Productions with a brand new episode of your most semi-favorite podcast ever! Throw on the party hats and seriously… evaluate your life choices, because it’s a brand new episode of Useless Drivel – A Podcast Without a Point!