It’s almost the weekend, but that’s not going to stop us from torturing your ears once again. It’s our solemn duty to deliver sub-par entertainment on a mostly regular basis, and this week, your hosts do not fail to deliver! Join Robert and Matt this week as they discuss plenty of things geek and a few things mildly offensive. From questionable press photos and childhood dreams to “Plastic Crack” and horrible filmmakers, the guys leave no stone unturned, even the ones that should ALWAYS stay unturned. Just relax, because it’ll all be over soonish; it’s a brand new episode of Useless Drivel – A Podcast Without a Point!
Despite all the hopes, demands, and dreams of the internet that it wouldn’t happen, we’ve brought you a new podcast episode. Sure, you can bemoan and begrudge the reality that is another rambling and topic-less discussion, but why bother. This podcast ain’t going nowhere. Join Matt and Robert as they embark on another less-than-thrilling adventure into the Podcast Realm, talking about all the things that you actually didn’t think mattered (even though they do). It may not be factual, but hey, at least it’s timely – it’s a brand new episode of Useless Drivel, the podcast without a point.
There is nothing better in life than cutting a swath through hordes of monsters in an ancient dungeon filled with traps and treasure. The squishy Goblin blood under your boot as you heft the chest filled to the brim with gold and jewels onto your back and begin to head back to town to regale your story of heroism to the townspeople. Or that’s the way it would have gone had you not stepped in the poisonous cloud and melted into a tiny puddle. Continue reading
Imagine, if you will, a time that seemed innocent… almost too innocent. Imagine a world full of danger, a world where outside the confines of your village there lurked all manner of beast. And imagine, if you will, a group of heroes, the likes the world had never known. These heroes would slay the vile beasts gaining fame and reputation as they traveled But what if these “heroes” also pillaged your villages and burned your monasteries? Let us examine how such actions could come to play, how what had once been saviors could so easily turn dark. Let us investigate the secrets of… Mage Knight.
When I was younger I was always fascinated by ancient cultures and the amazing things they built. I loved watching those old TV shows that would try to explain how the pyramids were built, or how the Druids of Stonehenge must have had some advanced technology to get those stones in their spots. Here we are now with me at a much older, but I am still enthralled by those ideas, and now I get to build these ancient wonders with a deck of cards, a wonder board, and some cardboard tchotchkes. Continue reading
Ever since I was a kid playing Rampage in the arcade I’ve been fascinated with the idea of donning the mantle of a giant monster to destroy a city and eat all the people. I’ve recently taken up the practice of creating small towns and throwing the cat at them to satiate my monster cravings, but now I finally have a something to properly give me that good ol’ destructy feeling. Continue reading