This week we head back to the old Item Shoppe. The shopkeep needs items to sell, right? So where does he get them? Adventurers, of course!
Monkey Tweets
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10 hours agoMatt Fuller: RT @GamerstableEric: @FreeRangeGamer @HyveMynd @FdUpMidUSA Sorry, no. Wizards cannot be commies/socialists. That's Druids. #hippies
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Don’t you dare make fun of my Dagger of Healing or Shortsword of Hole Opening! Those are copywritten and you will be hearing from my lawyer shortly!
Actually, I think the Shortsword of Hole Opening belonged to one of my Dwarf PCs. I remember having a miniature of a Dwarf fighter with a shortsword…
Ahh, the good old days, when everyone had a vorpal sword purely for the cinematic effect. Come to think of it, “The David” had a character with a vorpal sword and decapitated Count Strahd on a natural 20!
Stabby, stabby!
Yes I’ve been wanting to tell this mini story just to put the davger of healing out there! Yeah the good old days! Just try it Skaggs I dare you! “Also I emplores you to listen to monkeyinthecage.com” in crazy western voice! Hehe