Denizens of the internetz! It is us, your masters and overlords, here to miseducate and misinform the seething masses of maybe dozens of listeners with our tomfoolery and ineptitude. Bow down before our inadequacies and pay heed to the drivel that your hosts Robert and Matt are about to spout! The uselessness of of conversation will enthrall you and leave you wanting so, so much more. Dedicate your ears and empty your minds, because we’re about to fill them with all sorts of… stuff…
Despite all the hopes, demands, and dreams of the internet that it wouldn’t happen, we’ve brought you a new podcast episode. Sure, you can bemoan and begrudge the reality that is another rambling and topic-less discussion, but why bother. This podcast ain’t going nowhere. Join Matt and Robert as they embark on another less-than-thrilling adventure into the Podcast Realm, talking about all the things that you actually didn’t think mattered (even though they do). It may not be factual, but hey, at least it’s timely – it’s a brand new episode of Useless Drivel, the podcast without a point.
What has overpriced food, smells funky, and is full of memories? No… it’s not that, it’s OrcCon 2014! Join Robert and Matt this week as they recap their gaming adventures at the first Strategicon event of 2014. Sure, the change in hotels wasn’t for the better and yeah, there is no going “nose deaf” fast enough, but that did not deter your intrepid hosts from getting their game on! Plug in and check out as you are regaled by your hosts and their super awesome 4-hour alternate realities; you might actually not regret that you did. Always awkward, somewhat listenable, and just a tad bit geeky, it’s a new episode of Useless Drivel, the podcast without a point!
On Soviet internet, podcast listens to you! That’s right, comrades – another week, another podcast for the glory of our internetz! Join your hosts Matt and Robert as they catch you up on all the nonsense they’ve been involved in over the past week. They’ve got everything from Matt being wrong to Matt being scared, with a little bit of Robert actually enjoying something he did! Sit back and relax as you’re reminded that no matter how bad your ears hurt, it’s not quite as bad as drinking Sochii water. Somewhat amusing, often incorrect, but usually on time – it’s the Useless Drivel podcast!
Do you ever have those moments where you think things can’t get any worse, and then all of a sudden, they do? What about the times when all hope seems lost, and there is no way to pull life out of it’s downward spiraling tailspin? Have you ever wanted something so bad that it hurts, but the fickle finger of fate keeps pushing it just out of reach? Well, if you’ve answered yes to any of these questions, you’re in luck, because Robert and Matt have brought you a new podcast this week, destined to embody all three! Dial up your self-loathing as your ears dive right into a brand new episode of Useless Drivel, the podcast without a point!
Another week, another podcast. The dysfunctional times keep right on a-rollin’ for Matt and Robert as they settle in behind the mics in an attempt to entertain and misinform for another week. From musicians stuck in time to the great circle of life, your hosts are bringing you a little bit of everything this week. Sit back and relax, letting the inane chatter soothe you as we talk about all things inconsequential and moderately significant on a brand new episode of Useless Drivel, the Podcast Without a Point!