HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO US!!!! That’s right boys and girls, Monkey in the Cage Productions has just turned 3 years old! So, in order to celebrate this somewhat insignificant landmark in the vast wasteland of the internet, we have brought you, our faithful dozens of listeners, a brand new episode of Useless Drivel. Sure, we are probably your 14th or 15th choice when it comes to entertainment, but we’re going to keep on keeping on every week, at least until ebola knocks us off the internet. So, enjoy the Birthiversary festivities with a brand new episode of Useless Drivel – A Podcast Without a Point!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ROBERT! Now that that is out of the way, onto more important things, like talking about stuff that really only matter to those of us at the mics. Matt is back this week, sharp as ever (which isn’t saying much) and it’s time for Robert to get him up to speed on the goings on of the real world. Sit back and relax as your hosts regale you with tales from diapers to Destiny, stretching from Mordor to Hyrule. It’s a brand new episode of Useless Drivel – A Podcast Without a Point!
So, Matt did something unthinkable and went and knocked some chick (his wife) up, and then she had the baby over the weekend and screwed up all sorts of podcasting plans. Good job, Matt. Way to mess up the program. Anyway, Robert was able to keep the show going this week thanks to our longtime friend, The David, and begrudging assistance from “The Girlfriend.” Chances are, with Matt out of the way, this is likely to be the best podcast ever produced by MITC, so we hope you enjoy it, because seriously, we might have peaked.
Alright Dregs and Vex. We’re gonna keep this short, sweet, and to the point. Ignore the negative reviews. Cast out the naysayers. Level judgemental gazes upon anyone who disagrees the following statement:
GO. BUY. DESTINY.
Get some friends, make new friends, shoot some stuff, and have a kick-ass time… oh, and listen to this week’s episode of Useless Drivel – A Podcast Without a Point!
It’s the end of a new week, so of course we’re going to start your weekend off wrong with a brand new episode! This week, Robert and Matt bring you a whole host of sexual tension, smoldering eyes, and awesomely irrelevant news and nostalgia. Hold onto your butts, because it’s about to get as pumping as a Nickelback concert up in here! Always random, rarely entertaining, it’s a brand new episode of Useless Drivel – A Podcast Without a Point!
Seeing as we didn’t get an overwhelming amount of hate mail following the last couch co-op episode, we’ve decided to torture our poor listeners by running a part two! Join your hosts Matt and Robert as they slog through more dungeons and struggle even more to make their way through a half-assed conversation. This week has a little of everything, including, but not limited to: Nazi killing, mysogynistic American past-times, Cyberpunk Kickstarters, and British television, so clean out your ears, ’cause they about to get gunked up! It’s a brand new episode of Useless Drivel – A Podcast Without a Point.